Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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