sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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