he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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