If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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