I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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