she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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