I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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