is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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