I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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