They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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