I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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