I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What did we do last night that was yellow?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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