If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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