the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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