yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
