i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think people are normalizing furries
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