And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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