my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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