He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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