i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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