woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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