We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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