he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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