margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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