And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
meet me or not, i'm out of control
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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