thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
