im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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