Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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