i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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