i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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