Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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