This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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