Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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