you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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