I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize