Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he thought i was a dude.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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