Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
