How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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