i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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