I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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