Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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