The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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