I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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