Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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