Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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