What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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