You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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