I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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