Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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