Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just cropdusted the office
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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