it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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