My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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