I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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