Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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